yo momma tried
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Dear MTV;For as far back as i can recall, you have been that shady dictator from the depths of my cable box- the very channel my grandfather blocked out upon my childhood visits, for he knew too well of the repercussions of a moment to many of your spring break bikini coverage! you, mtv- whose globe spanning influence and corrupt programing has since led to the demise of countless peers- reduced them to petrified stumps! zombiefied! no other evil on earth could make Paulie Shore appear so acceptably normal. you= dumbing down the worldwide youth since '81.
How i yearn for some entertainment, some knowledge, some diversity- and the multicultured theatrics of shows like "Date My Mom" and the latest intellect buzzkill, "Yo Momma" are nothing less than insulting. 'Bad' does not begin to describe these programs, it seems almost lazy- what they are is hurting America. i'll finish collecting these spontaneously realized understandings- after a glass of apple juice- in a publication i'll call mtv: will kill your children.




